i have three mosquito bites
Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
I would punch you but that would be animal cruelty.
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is